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A rich widower miser NRI went back to India and married a young village girl. The girl did not like his hugging and kissing all the time. He thought of a scheme to teach his wife not to hate his American life style. He bought a piggy bank and told his wife that every time he kisses or hugs her, he will put a rupee coin in the piggy bank and at the end of month she can open the bank and buy a new saree with the money. The scheme worked very well. The young wife showed more willingness to be kissed and hugged. At the end of the month he gave her the key and told his wife to open the piggy bank. What he saw did not please him. There were many 5 and 10 rupee bills along with rupee coins in the box. Where did these come from he demanded angirly. Iíve been putting only rupee coins. Not everyone is as kanjoos as you replied the wife.

A friend of mine is related to Amitabh Bachan. We once stayed with him, when the Bachanís were also staying with him. I noticed that Jaya took really good care of Amitabh. She always gave him clothes to wear, reminded him to take his medicine and massaged Amitabhís back when he had pulled a muscle. One evening while all of us were drinking tea I said to my wife Gul, see how nicely Jayaji takes care of Amitabh? She gives him clothes when he is a bath, massages his back and holds his hand all the time. Canít you do like that? My wife looked at Amitabh and said I am ready if Amitabh doesnít mind.

An American born Desi returned to India and hired a tourist cab for sight seeing. When taken to the Taj Mahal in Agra, he asked how many years it took to build it. The guide replied 20 years. The American desi remarked You guys are lazy, in America we can build some thing like this in 5 years. At Red Fort in Dehli he asked the same question. The guide reduced the period to impress him and said Ten years. Only ten years The American Desi retorted: Didnít I say you guys are slow workers! In America we could have built it in 2 1/2 years. Same story everywhere. He admired the places but reduced the period to 1/4th. The guide got irritated by this young American Desi. Next day when they were near Qutab Minar the American Desi asked what is that tower? The guide replied I Ďll have to go and find out. When I was passing by this side last evening there was nothing here.

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