Marrying an Engineer
here are some smart ones that had us in splits. Read on: if these gems
don't make you double up with laughter, nothing else probably can
marry a software engineer. Just have a look at this conversation and
then decide for yourself.
Husband - hi dear, i am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - bad command or file
Wife - but i told you about it in
Husband - erroneous syntax,
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it
where's your salary.
Husband - file in use,read
only,try after some time.
Wife - atleast give me your credit
card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation,access
Wife - i made a mistake in
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in
the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press
ctrl, alt, del to reboot.
Wife - what is the relation
between you & your receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write
Wife - what is my value in your
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your
Husband - too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dads house.
Husband - program performed
illegal operation,it will close.
Wife - i will leave you for ever.
Husband - close all programs &
log out for another user.
- it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - its now safe to turn off
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their
tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells
me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise,
it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically,
it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot,
someone has stolen our tent."
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical
malfunction disabled the aircraft's electronic navigation and
communications equipment. Due to clouds and haze, the pilot could not
determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building,
flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said
'WHERE AM I?' in large letters. People in the tall building quickly
responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a
building window. Their sign said 'YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER.' The pilot
smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to
SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the
copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me
a technically correct but completely useless answer."